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When a band sounds better after the audience drank several beers
Tenacious D is a true beer band who sound better after we drink 4 lagers
A group of 4-5 boys who (most of the time) don’t play instruments other than a guitar. They usually only sing and dance.
Have you heard of the boy bands In Real Life, Why Don’t We, and PRETTYMUCH?
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Obviously, the captain of the band.
Also, the only 'member of a group of musical misfits who can 'actually' play an instrument.
See also musician,ross saunders
"Hey, Captain Band, man, you're soooo good (lookin')!"
Weird ass kids that play instruments.
Nimitz Band are kids saying that Band is a sport. They wear funny looking band uniforms and there marching sucks but we still love them. 2018-2019 band kids are the best
Nimitz Band is amazing and always will be 2018-2019 love y’all beaners.
If Its a person...
-takes home their instrument to "practice" and comes to band practice and being shook and thinking about death when noticing that they didn't "practice".
- with a trumpet, is a person that is very cocky and obnoxious.
-that plays flute, they are highly depressed cause they can't hear themselves. And people calling them "tooty toot players"
-with a clarinet, is a clumsy person always dropping their reeds and always squeekin squeekin
- with a saxophone is just a car making traffic with their kind during class.
- with a trombone, they just love hitting people in the head and they sound like passing cars that are loud.
-with a Baritone just think they are a mini tuba.
- with a bari sax is just a Spongebob alarm clock.
- that plays drums, just bang bang and make fun of the people who need to breathe to play
Normal Person: I forgot to do homework! Can I copy yours???
Band Person: I didn't do it. I was busy practicing. (Actually did it)
min later in band
Band Person: *comes in*
Band Director: *looks*
Band Person 0-0 *walks out* nope.
another ex.
Flute: *practices scale*
Trumpet: *plays loud next to them*
Flute: CAN YOU NOT I CANT HEAR MYSELF!!
Trumpet: Even if I wasn't here you still wouldn't hear yourself
Flute: SIR!!!
Band Director: DON'T INTERRUPT ME IN MY ANIME EPISODE
Funniest people alive. There are three types of band geeks- 1) the annoying band geeks- the kid who thinks he knows anything and everything when in reality, he's just a dumbass who sits in the back and figures out how to beat every brain puzzle known to man, 2) the completely dedicated band geek- the two or three kids that show up to fundraisers and all marching shows early, either because they have to, they want to, or they're overly-obsessed with the band and want to be drum major their senior year. The third type of band geek is the normal musical kid. These kids are the bomb-shnizzle-tits. They are completely normal outside ban most of the time, but they understand all the band jokes. You always want to be around these kids because they're so chill, and they make everyday better. They show up to all band functions and help along, and then they go home and do what normal people do. They don't make weird band references every five minutes and they know when a band reference is/isn't appropriate. They're the best people to hang out with.
*Band wanna-bes- the kids that brag about band when they're in it, and complain about the director if they get kicked out. They do dirty things in the back of the bus and make dirty band references all the time and don't understand music. Whores in band uniforms, basically. Do not consider them band geeks. They're a shame on all band geeks.
Type 1
"Hey did you hear about Jason in band?"
"Yeah, he figured out how to solve a Rubik's cube. For the millionth time."
Type 2
"What happened at the-"
"The car wash? I helped set up, then i washed like, fourteen cars, then you all left and I helped clean up."
"Okay, I meant, how-"
"Much money did we earn? Well, afterwards we were..."
"damn band geeks."
Type 3
"How's band?"
"Eh, can't complain. I was wondering, after the game, do you want to go hang out at McDonald's? I kind of want to show you this video of a monkey, and they got free wifi over there..."
Band Wanna-bes
"Hey guys, this one time at band camp, I was fucking-"
"NO." (Covers his/her mouth)
An English rock band, active from 1988 to 1992. Their music is rather unheard of, while some people may recognise their single, "Lemonstone Desired."
Not much is known about the group, they are very unheard-of. They only published one album, "A Taste of Rain."