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A bittie band is a headband, often worn by 11-14 year old wannabe scenesters, also known as bitties.
The bittie band is often paired with a lot of eyeliner, colourful braces, and terribly teased hair.
The bittie band itself is worn in front on the bangs, and around the head, and comes in several different colours. While headbands like this are often worn by non-bitties, when attached to a bitties forehead they are known as bittie bands.
Bittie: omfggg!!!!1111oneone!!! Those headbands that Lights wears are sooooozzz br004al!!!!! I need one for teh BMTH show!!!!111
Non-bittie: ha. Bittie band.
When someone gives you a shred of hope when in actuality there is none i.e. when the band-aid is dangling on the last, most painful hair and needs to be ripped off. Can be used as a noun or adjective.
She's band-dangling the shit out of me. I wish the band-dangler would just rip it off and get it over with.
A band whose most popular song on Youtube has over one billion views.
Ex. 1: Twenty One Pilots is a billion band, its most viewed song has 1.4 billion views on Youtube
Ex. 2: Imagine Dragons is not a billion band, its most viewed song has 940 million views on Youtube
Sweaty, gross smelling band kids who dedicate their life to marching like ants, or playing dated pop songs at pep rallies. Ones who proudly sport any and all band merch. Dog tags, jackets, t-shirts. They never forget to lube up their instruments, but they always forget deodorant. They carry their instruments with them like trophies while everyone else severely judges them. They're confident in themselves, but they really shouldn't be.
"Those Band Nerdbags are stinking up the gym again!"
"Who left their clarinet in the urinal! Must have been one of those band nerdbags.."
"Look at those band nerdbags playing Confident by Demi Lovato! That song was released in 2015!
A group of 4-5 boys who (most of the time) don’t play instruments other than a guitar. They usually only sing and dance.
Have you heard of the boy bands In Real Life, Why Don’t We, and PRETTYMUCH?
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When a band sounds better after the audience drank several beers
Tenacious D is a true beer band who sound better after we drink 4 lagers
A cringe kid in band class who references really unfunny memes like "Among Us" or 🅱️. Like, my brother in Christ, it's 2023. Those memes died years ago.
They also REALLY enjoy the National Anthem of The Soviet Union. My guy, the song is fire, BUT DON'T BLAST THAT SHIT AT 7 IN THE MORNING.
The amount of times I heard "Imposter sussy amogus" from this kid makes me want to kick my wall barefoot.
And then he wonders why he gets no rizz bruh.
Blake the Band Kid: *blasts Amogus Drip song with speakers at max volume during the morning.
Everyone else in the school: bro shut up
Blake the Band Kid: How do I turn it off, I forgor 💀
Everyone else: GOD DAMMIT!
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