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The sound men make when they get their dick stuck in a zipper
OW! FUCK! MY DICK! ITS BLEEDING!!! I'll try to pull it out...OW FUCK!!! IT FELL OFF!! FUCK!!!!!!!! CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!!
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9. Describing the lack of ability or concern regarding a certain subject.
"I have no more fucks to give for Jerry's Kids."
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Fuck is the only fucking word that can be put in any fucking sentence and still make fucking sense.
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A word used to describe sexual intercourse or frustration
Steve : So did you Fuck Piper last night? (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh)
Chad : Mmm I sure did cum was running out of her like a leaky faucet.
Piper : Hey Chad im Pregnant so you might want to get another job so you can support me and our baby.
Chad : Fuck That I already got 2 if I get another job I won't have time to Fuck girls.
Piper : Well I guess you wont be doing that anymore cause im the only pussy your gonna Fuck GOT IT!
Chad : FUCK MY LIFE!
Steve : Wow Chad sounds like you gave Piper a pregnant Fuck last night. (Wink)
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up & Go Fuck Yourself You Jackass!
Steve : Ok Oh Steve Fuck Me (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh)
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