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A pill you take when you are extremely constipated.
"Baby, why is your stomach so hard? When is the last time u did number-two?"
"Mama, I don't know." "Well that's too long!" "Forget the prune juice, you are getting a number-two pill before you go to bed tonight!"
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Restroom term for diarrhea. If number one is urinate and number two is defecate than number 3 is both at the same time.
Pissing out your butt.
Hershey squirts.
I had number 3 all morning after a night of drinking draft beer!
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The more times you gamble, the lower your probability of winning.
This law is what helps keep casinos in business, and this law works best with "chance" games like Bingo, Keno, and the slot machines, which are ALWAYS the first games that the tourists, women, and old people play.
Haven't heard much about this law working on the Blackjack and Poker tables though.
Too bad the old grannies who plunk their retirement benefits into the slot and Keno machines don't know about or haven't paid close attention to the Law of Large Numbers.
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Sally: this race is going to suck today, its too cold!
Me: Rule Number 5 sally! come on.
Sally: Youre right, we got this. It's been worse.
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A person (usually a man) who counts all of the girls (or guys, if a woman) he is able to get with in a certain period of time. It could be within his entire life time or it could even be within a week.
Person A: In the past month I've hooked up with six girls and I've had sex with two of them.
Person B: Man, you're a number runner.
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