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Sausage in a cloud

The act of filling the water tank on a toilet with Barbasol shaving cream then pooping on top of it.

Tony put a sausage in a cloud inside my toilet! Took me 30 flushes to clear it all out.

by Gmsisd January 17, 2017


Public Cloud

Inherently unstable and terrible

Fucking Azure is down again, why are we still using public cloud on prod guys?

by silvanathecat June 26, 2024


eating clouds

The act of inhaling a (singular) breath of marijuana smoke, vapor, or sublimated concentrate fumes. Comparative to the act of 'shooting' or 'slamming' 1.5fl oz's of ethanol of any alcohol content or subsequent proof.

Circa Boulder, CO, USA - April 12, 2014 - (roughly) 4:20pm

Nick: What're you up to? I'm on my way back from the library.

Swell: Probably eating clouds then heading out to the bars, wanna join?

Nick: Yeah I'm in, I'm not trying to get cross faded.

Swell: Dank, see you soon

by ckboarderofboulder April 12, 2014


cloud relationship

A relationship where both people are on break. You can’t date anyone during a cloud relationship .

Sam and Nancy are on cloud relationship rn

by funkytownisbest August 16, 2024


fart cloud

The area in which a fart is smelled forms an invisible cloud

Ew! What a stink, I stepped into your fart cloud.

by Silent Barracuda January 15, 2023


Cloud Seeding

When Individual is jerking off or having sex and it seems they can’t finsih, and mid stroke, they feel someone massaging their prostate and they bust their load all over.

Ayyy Yoo, Can you cloud seed me, I need a little help making it rain.

Last night if it wasn't for you cloud seeding me, I would still have blue balls.

by Deathdesired247 May 30, 2024


cloud fucked

When Anthony Weiner's emails get synced from the cloud and you lose a Presidential election because of it

Wow, I was going to be President, until I got cloud fucked.

by Six_Flags_Kid_NC November 15, 2016