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The Greatest Track Coach, Geometry Teacher, youtuber, and elliptigo rider in the history of Marquette High School.
No one could keep up with Thunder Dan as he tore up the Milwaukee streets on his elliptigo.
"When I see you... in class"
-Thunder Dan
A type of person that will always smile, even if they have just stepped on a piece of Lego, smacked in the face or crashed their car.
That person just crashed their car, but are still smiling, Are they on something? No, he is acting like a DSO Dan.
has adhd, alcoholism, and lives with his grandma. Bad dental hygiene, and probably owes you child support. The best friend you'll ever have.
I miss dan beers!
(DAN-HOUR) IS THE EQUIVELANT OF 4X WHAT EVER THE MENTIONED AMOUNT OF TIME IS ORIGINALLY.
SO IN ESSENCE IF A FRIEND THAT HAS AN OUTSTANDING KNACK FOR TAKING MUCH MUCH LONGER THAN THEY SAY THEY WILL, THEIR TIME CAN BE MEASURED IN "DAN-HOURS"
DANIEL HOYER: "AY YEAH BRO, I JUST GOT TO FINISH UP THIS ONE THING REAL FAST AND ILL BE BY IN AN HOUR"
ANYONE THAT KNOWS DAN: " OKAY SO ITS 5PM NOW, SO IN DAN-HOURS I SHOULD BE READY AT ABOUT 9PM, SEE YOU THEN"
During a threesome where person 1 is getting a blow job and person 2 is getting anal from person 3, switch places to where person 2 now has their dirty penis in person 3s mouth. Works best in 'spitroast' position.
Bro 1: hey bro, remember that chick we dirty Danned last week?
Bro 2: i bet she still can't get the shit taste to go away.
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When a dude lies down and lets a chick ride his forehead like a symbian. The chick then uses her ejaculate to slick back his hair 1950s style.
"Man, my boyfriend passed out while going down on me last night so I dapper danned his drunk ass."
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