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A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.
Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.
the iq of tommy is literally 3.
The iq of tommy is so low that hes mentally retarded
An absolute cunt of a man who has a blonde head the shape of a monkeys ballsack. Likes to lick the little kids in parts that are not voluntarily presented to him. If you find yourself in a situation where you ever smell one of his farts, EVACUATE, because sorry man but you’re a goner. Those things can wipe out the entire earth. Also he likes his nostrils being licked so go lick his nostrils if you see him.
Look, there’s Tommy hacker *proceeds to lick his nostrils*
Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.
Me: Dude I really wanna Tommy Flonker my girl
Guy 1: Same
a way to wreck person named tommy and destroy his mental well being. this insult can be used to attack people who mess up in the slightest and you what to show that you noticed it.
when tommy breathed too loud, the room erupted in a chorus of 'come ooon tommy.'
An adjective used to describe a 'gym lad' or 'juice head' where their gym is a second home , and a meal must consist of protein ,bcaa's and creatine mono hydrate (creo) . It also may be used to who guides their friends through the gym and their meal plan to show them how to get a proper bulk
*tom has been in the gym for 5 hours .
Dave"tom get out of the gym you are being a Tommy O'Connor"
Or
Dave "thanks tom for helping me with my gym plan and food plan it was a Tommy O'Connor move
Shut the f**k up Burtnick. He’s hammering
“I’m hammering tommy fury”