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much like a wine snob but a bit more low-brow, the beer douche is an expert on all things beer
"As soon as he started talking about an aftertaste of raspberries mingling with the hops I knew he was a beer douche."
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Under the age of 18, this girl typically spends her weekends out partying. She drinks to the point of intoxication and freely hooks up with any guy readily available. She will resort to any means to get alcohol or ass. She drinks irregardless of the consequences. Why does she do it you ask? Boredom? Horny? Nope! She becomes a beer slut to convice herself that her stories of partying and guys she fucks will actually make other people like her. Nice try ladies. Put down the beer and keep your dirty little paws off of anything male-it's called self-control.
Wild guess...SS of VMA
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A beer drinking game in which two teams (of one or two) sit at opposite ends of a table with their cups of beer in front of them, tossing a die. The object is to bounce it off the table so the other team doesn't catch it, or "sink" it into the opponents cup. Also known as Beer Guy.
I like beer die. I want to play beer die. I got fucked up playing beer die.
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A person (generally male) who takes pleasure in boasting about his accomplishments in the sport of beer drinking. Beer dorks think they gain social status by telling their friends exactly how much they drank on a given night, or how much they plan to drink at a future date. They have the ability to describe to you in detail, over the course of a night, how many drinks they had, what kind, and when they drank them. Beer dorks talk a mad game, but are the biggest pussy light-weights in their group of alcohol enthusiasts.
This beer dork I work with just told me that he and his buddies converted their garage into a party room complete with a beer fridge that holds 8 cases of beer, a beer pong table, and a giant beer bong that 4 people could "saddle up to" at the same time. Shockingly, this beer dork is 31 and single.
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N1. the member of a couple or duo who upon seeing an extensive beer list turns to the other and asks 'what do I like?'
N2. The lower ranking member of a couple or duo on the ‘Beer Pecking Order’
tr.v. Beer Bottomed, Beer Bottoming,
1. To find oneself relegated to the submissive role in selecting a beer
2. To allow another (the ‘Beer Top’ ) to select one’s beer
N1 “Tom and I went to Churchkey and I had no idea which Single-Malt Wood-aged Stone-Brewed Gruit I would enjoy so like a good Beer Bottom I asked him to pick for me”
N2 “Tom knows a lot about his Gruits but when he is out with Harry-the-Gruit-Brewer he is the Beer Bottom”
tr.v. 1. “John was trying to impress his girlfriend with his selection of Fresh Hopped DIPAs but when the Ciccerone showed up he got beer bottomed.
tr.v. 2. “I lost my reading glasses and can’t see the menu so I’m beer bottoming tonight and you need to pick for me.”
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The invisible yet highly effective coat you wear when walking home after a night on the piss when you cant feel the cold
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light, generic, cheap beer that middle-aged men (dads) buy. refered to as "dad beer" when consumed by 20-something kids who still live with their parents, who are either too poor to buy the good stuff, or (in most cases) they just ran out of it and want to keep the party going.
"hey, we're all out of jagermeister, but I've got some dad beer in the fridge if you want some."
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