Spit on it (just the tip)

1 a : To provide lubrication for an over sized penis (as it compares to vagina).

b : The advanced completion of the starfish technique.

2 a : Natural anti chaffing method.

b : The best way to sanitize a wound.

Girl: Wait...i dont think its gona fit.
Guy: Spit on it (just the tip)

Guy: Can i use the back door?
Girl: (No response because shes in the starfish position)
Guy: *spitting noise*

Guy1: AHH!!!
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I just cut my finger!
Guy2: Stop being a pussy and spit on it.

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Cubano spit shine

When you’re getting a handjob and bust on the girls shoes and then proceed to use it as shoe polish

Larry ~ “i gave Lisa a cubano spit shine before her petty larceny trial”

Jim~ “in Cuba they say it’s good luck to do that before a court case”

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putting a positive spit on it

v; To insult something or someone in a hearty or jovial manner, in replacement of the phrase 'positive spin'.

Karen: *enthusiastically* "That last speaker was a right dick knuckle!"

Ben: "Well that's putting a positive spit on it."

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spit internet game

to hit on someone via the interent

yo, that party was full of lame white dudes that spend their time spitting internet game at highschool girls

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spit out shrimp

Blowing your load in or on a bitch.

"Damn, dawg I just spit out shrimp all ova' that bitch."

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Fierce Spitting Llama

When your fucking a girls mouth, and right b4 you cum you pull out and let it spit all over her face.

i got Lily with the old Fierce Spitting Llama last night

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spit in my mouth

Do NOT spit in her mouth literally. she means cum inside her mouth.

Im glad I asked what she meant when she said 'Spit in my mouth.' because I almost pulled her head back and drooled into her mouth. Instead she grabbed my cock and showed me what she meant.

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