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when someone is attention seeking on social media
Omg her picture of in hostpital is so scrambled beg on toast
The act of having fun with a Portugese "go-girl", while using french toast to put syrup all over her body, and then eating the french toast together.
"Yeah, spread that syrup all over me, oh yeah!"
"Um are you guys portugese french toasting?"
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when you see a girl who has potential and is attractive but isnt giving it to any guy
Look at that girl standing over there...all that jelly and no toast..
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The act of taking ones smegma and placing it in the microwave. Then removing the smegma in a liquid form. Lastly you put the formula on a minorities penis, and use your mouth to remove it.
I wanna afghani cheese-toast that beaner so bad
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The would-be protective behavior of raising one's cup of superheated beverage in anticipation of blowing over a bump or pot hole.
Monica, on seeing the unavoidable defect in the road, reflexively raised her coffee cup up and away from her body. The classic pot hole toast
When one uses other words, on purpose to exaggerate or by accident because they don’t know how to spell, to build another word.
To exaggerate:
Person 1: How was your history class today?
Person 2: Not so great, I had my final eggs ham.
Person 1: Hmm, using synonym toast crunch? I guess it didn’t go to well at all?
Just plain stupid:
Waiter: *brings food to customers*
Customers: Thank you!
Waiter: You’re welcome, enjoy the meal and bone-apple-tea!
Customers: *to themselves* What a bad case of synonym toast crunch. I think she meant bone apetit.
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The residue left at the bottom of a coffee pot after it has been left on all day. The coffee evaporates and burns into a crust. This typically happens when there is less than one cup left in the pot.
Dillon, you left the coffee maker on all day again. Go scrub those toasted coffee skins off the bottom.
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