british people

Basically the backbone of the american lookout. We see them as the cool ones, and were just a bunch of jackasses! They can make anything sound cool like "Bananas in Pajamas." Smart and very funny people. (monty python)

Euro-Trip: Total stereotype of Brits. Yet, still funny in the way that the Brits are presented by swearing like scalliwags and drinking non-stop! Also very sporting for MANCHESTER UNITED THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM EVER!!!!!!!!

235👍 246👎

white people

A human being with a white skin color

Black racist: "god I hate white people"
White guy: "and why is that? because some dumbass insulted you? because other whites did some shitty stuff? i'm sorry but black people have done shitty stuff as well, so have asians, hispanics, etc. The problem isn't white people, the problem is us, humanity, we are a group of stupid, shitty, greedy, rats that are slowly killing ourselves and destroying the planet, while some people like you are too fucking concerned insulting a group of people because they're some how responsible for pieces of shit that have the same skin color"

407👍 441👎

american people

Mostly overwieght and overexcitable. But does have lots of perfectly fine people aswell. Lead by a half wit, their nation is trying to be a dictator of the world. They invent the Kyoto treatie to regulate emmitions and then neglect to sign it on the grounds of "it might harm OUR indusrty". Selfish idiots.

85👍 80👎

White People

People who've committed the majority of genocides on the planet, but are deathly afraid of White Genocide, at the hands of (unknown).

"WHITE PEOPLE ARE BEING GENOCIDED BY CUCKS!" WHITE POPULATION % REMAINS THE SAME

488👍 536👎

English people

A bunch of crooked nosed bastards that shag and finger each other with their cheesy hairy fanny and also do it with sheep’s the ugly long faced knobs.

Did you see all they English people fingering themselves with the new dildo 2000 bunch of fairy pricks they would be better of flying away with their wings

12👍 8👎

Short People

Certain people who's main attack is to jump up and bight your ankles. I'm not talking about slightly short or on the little side, I mean fucking SHORT people.

Short people generally have big hair and big personalities, to make up for their lack of height.

Tall people: I'm average and dull.
Short people: I'm smart and spunky to make for my lack of a lower body. It's weird 'cause my torso's pretty normal.

35👍 28👎

Mexican people

Most people think of mexican people as poor but let me tell you mi amigo mexican people are the richest race in the world, I mean how else where they able to jump the border and keep hidden from the police? Exactly you don't know because you aren't as rich as them. Next time a mexican assaults you with a chancla you should feel blessed they'll also make you some tacos and give you tequila because they don't like it when you run away from the assault or fight back so they MUST fatten you up first so remember mi frends next time an illegal immigrant tries to take your money thank them because they don't need your money but they're still giving you their time and you should really be thankful

Example:
Mexican people: hola mi fren do you mind if I assault you with mi chancla? :D

Whiteperson: HOLY MOLY GUACAMOLE

Mexican person: Don't worry I give you taco first :D

26👍 20👎