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urinating. Not to be confused with "taking the piss"
Where's Jeff?
Taking a piss.
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What uncut men can do if they wake up with a piss boner and pinch the end of their foreskin closed when pissing. The foreskin expands and becomes a piss balloon.
Best done in the shower, or over someone you either really hate or who finds watersports fun, as releasing the skin causes a real explosion of piss.
I had the usual morning piss boner, so I made a piss balloon on the way to the shower.
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A term for the distasteful but inexpensive beer "king cobra".
All I have is $1.50, let's go get some cobra piss.
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the dangly flappy labia majora - the ones you need to pull apart to let the piss flow sweet
I tugged on me piss flaps and jetted out a stream of gold...
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australian my arse, it's british through and through, involving booze curry and kebabs, and vomit.
eee we had right good piss up last night, 15 pints with a curry, 15 pints in t'club and a kebab for afters, smashing
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1. A contest, usually between two males, to see who can urinate over the longest distance, or for the longest amount of time.
2. A contest in which logical rational argument in the search for truth gives way to emotional and/or personal attacks for the sake of power or reputation. Usually such contests leave a feeling of ill-will amongst all involved, and prove nothing more than who belongs where in a primal heirarchy.
Derived from the term "pissing grounds", which are usually urinated on to mark ownership.
What started out as a rational debate quickly degenerated into a pissing contest.
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The erection one has in the morning hours.
I woke up with the biggest piss fat this morning. My girlfriend thought she had excited me and decided to blow me. I think I accidently did a few wee drops in her mouth.
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