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Play with your weenie, or play with someone else's weenie. Or play with weenies together. Mutual masturbation.
My friend and I like to play weenie.
Playing and using a Wii Mote without a strap, usually resulting in broken TV setups and resulting in intense feelings of stupidity and shame.
Grandpa was bowling strapless, and broke the TV again.
Grandma was playing strapless and practicing the backhand, when she let go of the wii mote and knocked over grandpas ashes.
When you stick your dick inside of her and you immediately go soft.
Guy #1:I heard Jeff couldn't keep it up. Sandy told me he went soft right as he got in
Guy #2: I knew he was playing for the Yankees. I knew it
Acting slow; clueless when someone is trying to mess with and/or date you. Bullshitting.
Me: You know I like you quit slow playing.
A requirement without which a person will not even be considered for a position.
Do not apply unless you have a bachelor’s degree; it’s a ticket to play.
The act of getting frisky with a Halucha whether it be your own, your friends, a wild Halucha, or your moms. This act usually ends in severe red marks across the back and stomach. However not common, you may end up with feathers in your asshole if things get rough.
Everyone likes a bit of Lucha Play.
An investment play is a bet made by a sharp better. Capital is released on a team where the outcome is almost guaranteed a winner. The better is sharp, almost always fades the public and studies analytics.
My buddy was going to bet the Michigan vs Iowa game today. He is a very square-better so I asked him if he would like an investment play instead.