Pokees

A cringy term for cuddies

That 5 year old tik tok girl said " Ooh joseph has pokees."

give her a poke

Give her a poke.
When someone sees a two hole that isn't the best looking but still bangable.

Me: hey sam would you hit that? Not sure if I would, she's got a bit of a head on her.
Sam: yeah, I'd give her a poke.

Blow Poke

An act which sounds as though it would be sexual (like a form of blowjob), when in fact it is literally blowing air into someones face while poking them with an index finger.

Aaron was excited to hear Chelsea was going to perform a Blow Poke on him. He will be very dissapointed.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

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Poke and choke

A gay threesome where the pivot man is taking one in the ass by one guy and getting blown by the other

Those dudes look like they got into a poke and choke last night

French Toast Poke

When a guy takes two fingers and pokes them into a girls ass, then into her mouth.

Hey baby let me give you a french toast poke! It'll be delicious!

Poke-in

The act of hunting Pokemon on your smart phone in public places.

Mom look at all those nerds poke-in in the park by that statue.