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As someone is taking a shower, you proceed to sneak into the bathroom and take a nice shit. And don't flush it!
Tylers in the shower, I'm gonna leave him a Polish litter box!
When she pretends to be a lesbian to get away from you just she can go off and whore around with other men.
That Dirty Polish woman was a waste of my time. She only wanted to be the town bike.
When you order a McChicken Sandwhich without mayo, spread a little ketchup on the upper bun, your own cum on the lower bun. Then scrunch in your fist and use as fleshlight.
I was feeling stressed last night, so I had a Polish Happy Meal
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Hide and Seek but when you find a person you hit them in the head with a brick, causing concussion to death
"Hey Dimitri, Lets play Polish Hide and Seek with Vasilly and Karol?" - We cant Play with Karol, He is in a Coma
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going to a basketball court, getting naked, attaching power cables to your nutsack, jam a midget on the end of your cock and hit the switch with the intention of blasting the midget off your electrified wang through the hoop from the 3 point line. extra points for a swish.
yesterday sucked ass, i was boris yeltsin level drunk and i hit the court with some homies to practice my polish jump start. i killed 3 midgets and my cock exploded....i did hit a few 3's though. winning!
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To scrub off Mr.Happy down there, to achieve sexual pleasure.
Once I walked in on my boyfriend polishing ol' pete with a hotdog bun.
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Breaking a bottle of chloroform to knock a horse unconscious, then proceeding to insert the horse's penis into your own ass or a partner's, only to have the horse awake mid-fuck and ram the individual's asshole so hard it ruptures his or her intestinal wall and they bleed out. Usually the death occurs in the field, the hospital bed or during the act itself.
Robert: What the hell happened to Todd, I heard he died?
Lee: He totally chloroformed that horse to try to have it fuck him, but it woke up and totally Polish Horse-Rider'd the shit out of him. Literally.
Robert: Shit, well what the fuck happened to the horse? I was going to fuck it.
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