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Licking a girls pussy.. or a mans. In that case it's called smooching a manpoon. Pehaps your own.
I'd love to smooch her poon!
Let go out for some good old poon smooching..
How can a man smooch his own manpoon?
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Lettuce and tomato need not apply here. Poon sandwich is the first, last, and only way to describe anything and everything. Oh yeah, its also a vajayjay.
ex. Leetness was playing Halo 3 so good, he slathered mayonnaise on his poon sandwich.
ex. "Fuck you, you poon sandwich"
ex. Sally was showing off her poon sandwich, much to Tom's delight.
ex. He won and made the losers eat his poon sandwich.
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often used to describe a person in an offensive way.
means stinky vagina to some people, though others consider it to mean a vagina with marbles falling out of it.
But hey, who knows?!
Alex: Lucas is such a jarble poon
Adrienne: OH MY GOD! IM GLAD SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT! YOU CAN SMELL HIS VAGINA FROM HERE!
Lucas: Omg its not my fault, I didnt put those marbles there!
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One who is cowardice or lacking any fervor.
"What you mean you dont wanna come to the show?"
"My Mom said i cant..."
"Man, you ain't nothing but a little Poon Baby!"
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poon sling - n. - (poo-nh sli-ing) A sling designed for the sole purpose of throwing poon long distances with minimal effort.
<i>ex: Jhonny used his new poon sling he had purchased to prwnx0rnate that bitch hardcore yo.</i>
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1. A person who is beyond a poon. Someone who is such an asshole/pussy that just callng them a poon doesn't quite do it.
1. Wow, that kid is such a poon job.
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Used as a term for a woman's "cha cha". It is most often penetrated with an erect penis. It can also be stimulated by rubbing upon the infamous clitoris.
Last night, I penetrated Joanne's fat and hairy poon tang. Afterwards I felt disgusted because she weighed over two-thirty and I called dibs for sloppy seconds.
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