Also known as: Postin' it up, rock-it-hard, blockin' hard, etc.
The act of one or more people assuming random gangster poses, usually poses that originated from Run-DMC in the 80's. Crossed arms, gangster hats, bandannas, and Gumball 3000/Puma's and 13-14 year old girls are a must to correctly "Post it up."
Kenneth, Seth, and Jeff post it up hard.
Jeff tries to get girls to post it up with them. And it never works.
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To fart or pass gas in relief immediately preceding the act of urination, usually in a public setting.
Goofus: Yo dawg, I be thinkin' Arby's all of a sudden. Did you just cap off that piss sess with a ripe fart?
Gallant: Yeah brotendo, I just had to Post Malone after dropping off all that froth. Probably because of shotgunning that six pack of La Croix that was in your moms refrigerator after I spent the night at her place. You know how I do, you dig my nig?
Goofus: No...no I don't.
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steming from myspace.com. it refers to calling someone out infront of a audience.
oh my gosh, I can't believe you went home with that guy last night (while at dinner with 4 friends)
reply: why are you posting bulletins?
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A growing phenomenon seen in various "alternative" circles in which people, almost always cis men, are outwardly misogynistic or demeaning to women. Parallels can be drawn to the phenomenon of "post-irony," wherein absurd or questionable beliefs lie in a muddled grey area between sincerely held and ironic.
This seems to be the result of actual misogynistic beliefs being suppressed in the early 2010s "SJW" era in order to fit in with their peers and the later rebranding of those beliefs as a weird type of self-deprecating irony.
Post-misogyny can commonly be seen on social media, where memes about wanting a big tiddy goth gf were all the rage on twitter in 2017 and ostensibly "feminist", "leftist" men will brag about their sexcapades and complain about how horny they are.
Person 1: Oh, Malcolm? Ugh, THAT guy? He used to be a skater bro that complained about "fake bitches" and called people faggots, but then he got into Pitchfork, joined a midwest emo band, and added "feminist" to his twitter bio. Now he posts thirst traps on instagram with really gross captions, talks about beating his meat, and fawns over "hot goth babes." I think it's ironic, but I'm not sure...?
Person 2: Sounds like post-misogyny.
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Those who reject the "clean cut" nature of the hipster movement. They enjoy heavy rock music with a relevant message. They keep their hair long, and buy baggy jeans. They can enjoy life, and other people, without the elitist trappings of thier forefathers. They do what they feel is right for them
Hipster: Why are you eating that? It's full of fat, and preservatives?
Post Hipster: I don't eat this all the time
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A delusional freak. A gay fag. A loser.An idiot.
Synonyms: Douchebag, Nose bag, Dish rag, Tool
"Dude, let's rip that kid's Randy Travis Poster, piss on his seat and hide his keys. He's such a post bag."
Serena: What do you think of Bill?
Ashley: POST-BAG
Bean: FAG
Kia: DISH RAG
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Indie rock with emo lyrics and/or screaming, a mix of emo and indie rock which is usually poular with indies and scene kids but not very popular with emos.
Scene kid: Wow, i just heard some of NMH's songs, they're very light but the lyrics are very post emo.
Indie kid: OML scene kids like them, they must be crap *hastily destroys NMH cds*
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