crescent punch

a punch to the balls, given to a deserving douchebag. in a motion similar to an arc, or crescent.

While waiting at an intersection, I noticed that a douchebag runner was running in place next to me to keep up his heart rate. I gave him a crescent punch.

doggo punch

Right when you get home and your dog runs up to you and gets on its hind legs to greet you, putting its paws on you while hitting you with said paws. It is most effective when the owner has been gone for more than six hours. The ultra rare Final Form Doggo will actually be able to kill with its flurry of punches.

Guy walks through the door to his home, and the dog runs up to him and doggo punches him a little. The guy then puts down his bags from work, gets the leash and proceeds to walk the dog to satiate its excitement.

ass punch

The act of punching a chick in the ass when you are going at it doggy style. It causes the chick to clench up tight and bring you extra pleasure.

I was banging this ho last night from behind and I ass punched her hard and she clenched up tight and I came hard all over her.

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donut punch

the act of punching someone in a donut shaped orifice, specifically the vagina.

"My girlfriend started bitchin' so i donut punched her!"

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punched a midget

An act that while justifiable will ultimately result in embarrassment. The phrase is derived from the inevitable embarrassment that results from beating the shit out of a midget that is messing with your woman/insulting your honor. To allow him to continue will only lead to the shame of being hassled by a three foot tall circus performer, but knocking his teeth out will lead to looks of shock and disgust from passers by who did not witness the little person's earlier transgression.

So Mr. President, how goes the invasion of that third world nation?

Not good, i really punched a midget on that one.

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boob punch

When a person is being lame or selfish with regards to the group of friends as a whole. The persons dameanor is not too painful to stand, however it is "as" annoying as being punched in the boob.

Everyone else was going to the party, but Rose was being a "boob punch" so we just stayed home.

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Punch Face

(Adjective)

A reference to the type of face adorning someone who you want/need to punch in the face, with or without justification.

I'm so sick of my fucking boss. He has a serious punch face.

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