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When your so sure your right, that if ur not, you have to do 1000 push ups
Person 1: the seahawks will win the super bowl
Person 2: seriously?
Person 1: 1000 push ups
Person 2: okay
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1. verb. vomiting, walking and doubling-over at the same time characterised by causing the arms to swing out in front of the person to resemble the action of pushing a wheelbarrow.
Ha ha, check out that dude, he's pushing the bitumen wheelbarrow bigtime!
Did he get any on his shoes?
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When one is getting bummed by a gentleman and pushes back so hard the condom is turned inside out and becomes full of shit. This creates the perfect starting point for an Alababa Popsicle.
Tarquin: Oh Charles, push back harder!
Charles: Oops! I think I just did a Croatian Push-Back
Tarquin: ROFL
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While ass fucking your woman, you bump into a turd but continue fucking.
My girlfriend was trying to pinch off a loaf, but my anaconda kept pushing it back up. This is receiving a Chocolate Push Up.
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Football: derived from push and climb. Offensive lineman blocks d-lineman for 1 count then releases upfield and "claims" to block the linebacker.
The lineman, John Amarillas use to push-n-claim during the quick Iso to the fullback.
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Oh stop the nonsense now, here's the real deal: It can mean multiple things in the context being used. Like; pushing P*ssy (pimping), pushing (selling) Pills, Pounds, Powder, etc.. Pushing Paper (money)..Linktr.ee/KINGXCIV
"That man has a lot of women, he Pushin' P"
"That man got them PERCS, You know He Pushin' P"
"That man stay counting money, he pushing P" tik.kingxciv.tok
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A weekend night which u cannot go out due to unforseen circumstances...so instead of wasting your night indoors you do pushups or sumthing else productive...still not fun but at least the nights not wasted all together
I wrote this definition on a push up night cuss people at my skool suck at making plans...but its all good ill be the buffest son of a bitch you ever seen if my weekends keep going like this
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