Mainframe Master Race

A hypothetical step above PC master race. To have and run instead of a personal computer but a whole mainframe for say a company, school system, lab, university, clandestine group, pony fan art site etc.. Can be used as a complement for computer admins. Or a pejorative to make fun of the nature of PC elitists trying to build bigger computers.

Console peasant: what's your favorite game?
Ancient System administrator neck beard: Star trek.
Console peasant: Is that for ps3.

Ancient System administrator neck beard: No young one, it was on a SDS Sigma 7, in days of Glorious Mainframe Master Race Gaming. You even played it with print outs.......

racing his mule

masturbate

John's wife walked into the bathroom and caught him racing his mule

green light race

The momment you pull up to a red light and the person next to you revs there engine and looks at you. Its a race when the light turns green. The races typically ends when...
-someone has died
-you see a cop
-your forced to slow down (raceing may resume at a later stop light)
-your car has blown the head gasket

"dude that guys just revved....hold on let me put on my seat belt"

"why are you putting your seat belt on?"

"you have to race him dude...its a green light race its not up to me..sorry.., its in the bible bro!"

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race fuck the city

Term coined by Larry to describe what happens when he gets angry.

Usage: "You won't like me when I'm angry. I'll race fuck the city." - Larry

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race queen

a slut/ho/shitbag bitch who services guys in the pits.

when Schumacher took a pit stop, some race queen offered to take his member. He slapped her good.

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Critical Race Theory

The latest “bogeyman” for conservatives.

Conservative: Now I have noet the closest idea as to what critical race theory is, but I sure as hell HATE ITZ GUTTZZZ!!!!!

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Critical Race Theory

A tactic used by many African Americans that ignores their own culture and their inability to maintain a stable functioning society. They view everything through a racial perspective.

The critical race theory is taught in schools today and the scary fact is that the Democrats are all for it.

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