Japanese Rain Goggles

When a girl is squirting in your face so you have to squint like a Japanese person, and wished you had a pair of goggles.

Two And A Half Men:

Charlie: Have you ever had a woman give you Japanese rain goggles?

Alan: I've never even heard of that

Charlie: Neither had I until last night, and now I don't know how i'd ever live without them

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change the oil in the rain

n.) A sexual maneuver performed in the shower where-in one partner squeezes an entire bottle of KY jelly into one of the other partner's orifices and precedes to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left.

v.) The act of squeezing an entire bottle of KY jelly into your partner's orifice of your choosing and preceding to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left while showering.

Kyle: Stacy came over last night and let me change the oil in the rain.

Robert: My God man, what did that take, like 4 hours?

Kyle: Yeah man, I've didn't know my dick could prune.

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Japanese rain goggles

are when a man takes his nose and sticks it in a womans vagina while she sits on his face. She then proceeds to pee or ejaculate all over the mans face.

Vanessa gave Charlie a Japanese Rain goggles.

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Japanese Rain Goggles

When a man is squirted on by a womens vagina juice, causing him to swuint as the japanese. Scientist believe that this orginated around Osaka Japan, thus through the steps of evolution creating the Japenese and asian people.
Now commonly used as a sex term.

Your mother then squirted her sweet vagina juice all over my face, it was the best Japanese Rain Goggles I ever received.

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When it rains it pours

"Mike Amiri, Mike Amiri
Billie Jean, Billie Jean (uh)
Christian Dior, Dior
I'm up in all the stores
When it rains it pours
She like the way I (err)"

"Yo play that new pop smoke shit"
"Mike Amiri, Mike Amiri Billie Jean, Billie Jean (uh) Christian Dior, Dior I'm up in all the stores When it rains it pours She like the way I (err)"

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Japanese Rain Goggles

When orally pleasing a girl and she is squirting in your face so you have to squint like a Japanese person, and you wish you had a pair of goggles.

You know you've pleased your woman when she gives you the Japanese rain goggles!

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Japanese Rain Goggles

When a squirter sits on your face for oral sex and when she cums your eyes are protected by her ass cheeks which are called Japanese Rain Goggles

Lisa sat on Barts face and gave him Japanese Rain Goggles.

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