when you need to fart and your diarrhea explodes everywhere
a: dude I diarrhea sharted yesterday
b: oh jesus
a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok
When you shart but fire comes out due to extreme diarrhea
"Why did jack not come to school today?"
"Oh, I heard he had a dragon shart. I'm so sorry for him"
v./n. - A shart that happens while wearing jorts
v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.
Verb
When you can’t decide whether the fart is gonna be a shit or a fart.
Gary: Hey Luke, did you hear that Don got fired?
Luke: For what?
Gary: He got the mystery shart
When you get fisted and shit comes out onto the hand
I once shart-knuckled a girl and her asshole exploded violently.
Willy Wonka Tiktok / Duke Depp's juicy sharts - you can hear his juicy sharts in a tiktok video posted by sjbleau and he will also shart if a fan sends him a luxury candle on his dukemoose livestreams. Duke's juicy sharts are an iconic thing in his fandom.
Duke: "what do my sharts sound like? umm, juicy"
Duke fans: "we stan duke's juicy sharts"