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When one of two people rips the pubic hair of the downstairs region Ü
For me and fro schwiggys mom last night
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Absolutely INCREDIBLE two-person band, as energetic and beautiful as always.
Give Neil and Chris a medal.
Beauty is "I'm Not Scared", energy is "Yesterday, When I Was Mad".
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1.) A toy line from Hasbro, see Littlest Pet Shop.
2.) An amazingly cute and entertaining animated T.V. show (based off the toy line) that aired from 2012-2016. The show is centered around an aspiring fashion designer named Blythe Baxter who obtains the ability to communicate with animals in the Littlest Pet Shop Day Camp.
"I see you collect Littlest Pet Shop toys. Have you seen the animated show?"
"Yep! I love it! (Almost as much as MLP.) Sugar Sprinkles is my favorite pet!"
"I like Sunil best. Too bad Hasbro is terrible with show-accurate toys."
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A Pro Ass Shop is a rip-off sex store of pro bass shop. They sell mighty cocks.
Jay: Hey wanna go to Pro Bass Shop they sell poles and hooks?
Navied: Nah let’s go to Pro Ass Shop they sell hookers on polls!!
Phrs. 1. In a mess, out of order, disorganized.
2. Everywhere.
"I've been all over the shop this morning and I can't find her anywhere."
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Revealing preferences of a personal nature (sexual fetishes, for example) or other deep, dark secrets in conversation with a relative acquaintance.
I just met Bob the other day, but last night we were already talking shop.
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Going to a store knowing exactly what you need and leaving in preferably less then 20 minutes. The lower the time the better. Multiple items can be bought in a man shopping spree.
Friend 1- "Hey man wana hang out?"
Friend 2- "Dude call me later im going on a Man Shopping Spree"
Friend 1- "What are you getting"
Friend 2- "Call of Duty."
Friend 1-"Ok call me in like 20 then and well Bro"