Bank Shot

The bank shot is a sexual maneuver(variant of the money shot) in which a man jizms into his sexual partners mouth so hard that it banks off the back of her throat directly into her stomach.

"Ooooh here it comes baby...(bankshot occurs), Ooooh yeah, Put that money in the bank bitch!"

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c-shot

Simply put, a sexy explosion.

Wipe that fresh c-shot from your face.

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Shots Received

Recently, many people have been saying "Shots Fired," when someone gives a witty remark or serious burn. Now, if you ever find yourself on the receiving end of one of these burns, you can say "Shots Received."

Evil Friend: "Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."

You: "Ouch. Shots received."

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Lob Shot

Preformed during a water polo game, the lob shot is an attempt to loft the ball over the goalie's head and into the back of the net. A lob shot is generally considered a compliment from the shooter to the goalie, for preforming a lob against a goalie signals that the shooter is too afraid to shoot a hard shot because he fears the shot will be blocked by the goalie.

Bradly Bitler is very partial to the lob shot.

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man shot

kinda like body shots, but since pain it involved its manly
procedure:
1. put salt on hand
2. get lime and tequilla ready
3. convince yourself that its a good idea
4. let the cheers of onlookers boost your confidence
painful part time
5. snort the salt
6. squeeze lime into your eye
7. have a "friend" punch you in the face

its painful yet fun

Billy: Hey lets do body shots
Bob: um... we only have guys here
Billy: THEN LETS DO MAN SHOTS!!!

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Jello Shots

Mother nature's superficial jungle juice in a somewhat wiggly, jiggly, gelatinous state, most often made with Everclear vodka or some other bottom-shelf, plastic container of cheap vodka, to be consumed in adorable, tiny, plastic, disposable cups.

We made wiggly, jiggly jello shots to honor the addition of a baby squirrel monkey to the family, and even the squirrel monkey consumed them with glee, scooping the jello shot out of the tiny cup with his tiny fingers.

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hot shot

When a person farts in front of a co-workers portable space heater while in operation; preferably in a small confined area as in a cubicle.

I went to Devin's desk and delivered a hot shot while he was typing.

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