Jerk Off Shuffle

1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box

2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open

Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up

The Chunky Ben Shuffle

Also know as the 'Chunky Ben Two-Step' or the 'Double Chunk' to those more familiar with the dance. The dance was invented by Brandon, "Chunky Ben" Bennett.

The dance is as follows:

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)

Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)

Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
(Repeat)

The chunky Ben two step/Chunky Shuffle/ Double Chunk also means to have sex, or 'get it on.'

Hey man, get your girlfriend and do The Chunky Ben Shuffle all night long.
My nieghbors will be pissed.

shuffle me good

when u shuffle a deck of cards well for someone else duh..... stop thinking sexually you pervert

can you shuffle me good?

Of course I can!

double-knuckle-shuffle

The double-knuckle-shuffle is a masturbation technique only known by the greatest baiters.

hey do you know the double-knuckle-shuffle?
the double-knuckle-shuffle is learned not taught.

Herb Dean Shuffle

where you sprint up, wave your arm half between them, chest bump the aggressor, then pull back and bring your arms to your side and hands in the air like "who was that? Not me stopping the fight, keep moving guys"

Joe Rogan- "OOOAHHHHHHHHHH ITS OVER... NO ITS STILL GOING... OAAAHH HE HERB DEAN SHUFFLED THEM, THE FIGHTS STILL GOIN FOLKS"

San Francisco shuffle

The act of using the escalator handrail to mechanically wipe one's ass due to the toilet paper shortage of the Corona Virus

The mall bathroom was out of toilet paper so I pulled a San Francisco Shuffle in front of Macy's.

Terry B Shuffle

T B shuffle.

While taking a shit in a public restroom. Climb under to the next stall and lick the balls of the guy next to you while trying to grab one of his turds.

Last night while taking a shit a fag next to me tried to do a Terry B shuffle