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Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
When a man named Simon tricks you into something
Simon takes nicks pen and eats it
Guy 1: “Wow nick just got simoned, how does it feel?”
a person who really likes tractors and dogs and go karts!!
guy 1: simone is over there
guy 2: i bet she likes tractors and dogs and go karts
david - "hey! simone how are you?"
Simone - "pushin p"
David - "ugh ok fine stink ugly"
Is a human potato and she just want to eat and have friends. plz love her
"Lets just us be with Simone, what else can we do"
He’s a little gay but we accept who he is.
Absolutely loves to suck on gonads.
Cucumber’s are his favorite vegetable.
Trans-strippers are preferred.
Wow Simone you’re gay but I love butt sex, you wanna try?
Of Course
Yay
usually a tall gay italian guy , he likes to hang out and tease female people , he is the kind of guy to buzz around even when he is not invited , he is funny althought he uses the same jokes for years straight, he likes to save girls numbers as "love" even if they do not know him.
"look at that guy ,he must be gay!
"yeah , he is a SIMONE after all.