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The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.
When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.
When a relative's girlfriend is swaddled in your bed yet somehow you're able to penetrate her anally okay
Monica ran out of here real fast the other morning after he pulled the sleeping Leroy
Don't try the sleeping Leroy or she will never come back
bubbles sleep is when you sleep 15+ hours and the only time youre allowed to be awake and conscious is between 11 pm and 6 am.
Tim: "how have you been since the break up?"
Greg: "it hit me pretty hard, i've been bubbles sleeping a lot lately..."
(bubbles sleeping is linked to depression, please seek help if you do it often)
The false belief that you can somehow "pay yourself forward" for an upcoming real or potential lack of sleep.
"Won't you be tired staying up all night?"
"Naw, I slept in till the crack of noon. I got sleep credit"
"Sleep credit? Man, that's not real! Sleep isn't an iTunes gift card. You can't save up extra sleep and cash it in at a later date"
"yeah huh I can"
"You're stupid, sleep for 16 hours straight and then stay up for 48 hours in a row and let me know how that sleep credit works out for you."
To be very chill
Why you chilling so hard my dude, who do you think you are sleep god?
A state of which humans, usually of male gender, have a vivid dream about sex and they "sleep cream" or nut in their sleep.
Man I "sleep creamed" last night
It's basically snap chatting while asleep. It's just like sleepwalking but instead of walking, you're Snapchating.
"Yo, did Megan send you a picture of her feet last night?"
"Yeah, she was sleep snapping"