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When a male gives his female partner a vodka enema, soaks up the drips with a nice slice of rye bread, then stuffs it in her mouth.
He then flips her around, and proceeds to pleasure her anally.
The trifecta is complete once she swallows the rye bread and cums out the remainder of the vodka enema.
Oh- this all takes place in a gulag.
Jake gave Adrienne a Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin) on a glass coffee table in Minsk last week.
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Open up the attack with a Sneaky Carl Commence with the Banana Cream Pie definition No.3. Then during this section you also pull a Houdini,The and finish it with a Starwberry Shortcake. And the sprinkles will be the Abe Lincoln. For extra fun finish it off with a Greasy Sanchez or a Gooey Carl.
You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.
When Jackson performed a Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles on his dad, his dad sued for sexual harrassment.
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A killer line from The Lizzie McGuire movie said by Ungermeyer the beast principal who has a thing for sammies.
Sneaky suck up beyotch.
Ungermeyer: "David Gordon. I think thats Italian for sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda."
A: Heather is such a damn suck up.
B: She's a sneaky little brown nose with a hidden agenda.
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An extra extra extra sneaky Castro is where you tell you girlfriend you will be performing a “sneaky Castro” but instead you shove 3 Cuban short range smoking missiles into her oriface.
“Last night I had a Extra Extra Extra sneaky Castro with my man”.
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A sneaky watsit: A person preferably a nonce on the shool bus who continues to pull your trousers down.
Hey Joel! "You sneaky watsit" stop harrassing me
where you have intercourse with your partner doggy style then when shes cumming you slip a thumb in her back door
that sneaky salesman got in last night didn't he