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When a male gives his female partner a vodka enema, soaks up the drips with a nice slice of rye bread, then stuffs it in her mouth.
He then flips her around, and proceeds to pleasure her anally.
The trifecta is complete once she swallows the rye bread and cums out the remainder of the vodka enema.
Oh- this all takes place in a gulag.
Jake gave Adrienne a Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin) on a glass coffee table in Minsk last week.
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Open up the attack with a Sneaky Carl Commence with the Banana Cream Pie definition No.3. Then during this section you also pull a Houdini,The and finish it with a Starwberry Shortcake. And the sprinkles will be the Abe Lincoln. For extra fun finish it off with a Greasy Sanchez or a Gooey Carl.
You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.
When Jackson performed a Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles on his dad, his dad sued for sexual harrassment.
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A killer line from The Lizzie McGuire movie said by Ungermeyer the beast principal who has a thing for sammies.
Sneaky suck up beyotch.
Ungermeyer: "David Gordon. I think thats Italian for sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda."
A: Heather is such a damn suck up.
B: She's a sneaky little brown nose with a hidden agenda.
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An extra extra extra sneaky Castro is where you tell you girlfriend you will be performing a “sneaky Castro” but instead you shove 3 Cuban short range smoking missiles into her oriface.
“Last night I had a Extra Extra Extra sneaky Castro with my man”.
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When you're screwing a chick in the ass and you put both your balls in her pussy.
Last night I was boning this girl and I pulled The Sneaky Chief on her. It was awesome.
Cunning and unpleasant behaviour.
Who is that guy who groped that girl?
That sneaky dick is named Manish