A soggy biscuit is a love interest that has potential and knows it has potential but chooses to dunk itself in the lukewarm tea (still containing said teabag)
I didn’t really like them but I gave them a chance, but despite their initial efforts they were still a soggy biscuit.
When a group of (most of the time straight) guys get together and sit in a circle. They place a biscuit, cracker or anything that can be eaten in the middle. They then all sit and jerk off onto the biscuit. The last one to jerk off must eat the biscuit.
Soggy biscuit
It's required to use the word in the example but honestly just look it up if you're interested
A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuits again, Harry storey came straightaway and Daniel Oxley had to eat the cookie whilst Harrison Granger watched
Cum and shit in a freeze. Roll it up before freezing and then place a girl in side and cum over her for a tasty topping
You're not looking good friend. Appearing Soggy, fat, old, outdated, or frumpy.
Also, coming with a weak argument. Losing a verbal altercation in person or online. Avoiding the main argument with strawmen or fluff.
Ryan was looking like a soggy brovie arguing politics over social media.
Jeff showed up all soggy brovie after his breakup. He was like Raj ordering lobster on his couch after he got dumped on TBBT.
A pussy that is constantly moist.
Dam that girl got some soggy pears.
When you take a girl’s soaked panties and tie them around your head
“Sometimes I get my girl wet just so I can get a soggy bandana”