Orbach special

1 fat rail consisting of 1/2 cocaine, 1/2 Oxycontin ground up

Yo, she just did an Orbach Special, and she is feeling awesome.

Checkers Special

A type of intercourse in which one individual takes another to checkers (the fast food establishment). Doesn’t get them food, fingers that person in the trunk of their vehicle and then drives that person back home.

“The young Canadian boy took his tinder date to checkers and gave her the checkers special.”

A Calvin special

To turn on/arouse members of the opposite gender with stunning looks and a huge wang hanging from one’s crouch area; to have sex with baddies in the drug store casually and because you can; to use one’s tongue in provocative ways in and around one’s genitals.

Right Rosey, tonight you’re getting the Calvin special.

I didn’t plan on having anal sex, until she asked me to go down on her & pleasure her hairy gootch with a Calvin special.

corny special

When you spat in the center of the butt hole and proceed to lick the inner side of a females or males butthole to clean all the corn out of the anus.

John just gave me the best corny special I feel so relieved.

"Would you like any sides with your corny special?"

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Special offer

A mentally challenged murderer

“Take a look at that retard over there”
“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”

Alabama Special

Incest. It's just incest.

"Keith had the Alabama Special with his sister. Man, he puked on for weeks after that."
"Oh dear god why?!"
"I don't know man, that's Ellis' stories for you."

special friends

1. Friends with benefits
2. Friends whom consider each other to be special in a non-mentally deficient way; close friends

Let us become special friends forever!

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