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Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.
"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
passionate gay sex between two Guiness drinkers
“hey Sean, our Guinesses just arrived, let’s try splitting the G”
“OK Dave, just gotta get my cock out first”
When a man or trans female ejaculates after having his penis cleaved in two.
I love drinking split pea soup; too bad that the stench of his blood ruins the flavor a bit.
Splitting the profits accordingly to the workload put in.
Gerald considered lightly that we will be splitting the bread.
When the dick so good you feel like you have been split in half
Man I got major split body last night
When you are drunk or blazed and buy a 10 or 20 piece chicken nugget to split between two people.
We would like two five piece nugget, oh wait make that a ten piece nuggee split!
The intimate act of attaching a peeled banana to the male’s cock and having his partner chew it up into a mush, and then surrounding the cock in it. The couple then proceeds to have sex in any position they prefer with the mush then spreading out inside of the woman’s vagina.
Woman: “We had some amazing bananas yesterday night, they tasted amazing on my husband’s cock, and had great texture for my insides. Best banana split delight ever.”