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when a woman stands over a man and extracts vaginal juice and pours it on the mans eyebrows
very similar to the rusty iron bullet
Dude that chick was so crazy she asked me to do the broken down lemonade stand, my eyebrows were disgusting for weeks
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A person who slays more that Zane do Pinheiro
Look at Sam. He slays way more than Zane.
What does Sam stand for
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When someone stands that close to you for no reason at all that its ridiculously awkward...
Molly: ah ha how gay is tang...
Me: yo son back it up a lil, yo sittin on my lap standin!
Sitting on my lap while standing... lol
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A mundane anime featuring a big titted super cyborg ninja bitch in a thong and boots who flips around and beats the shit out of men. Or in other words, it's every fat greasy weaboo fucktard's wettest fantasy featured in their most favorite format to jerk off their one inch dongs to. Thumbing this down is also another way of openly admitting you are indeed a fat, greasy, weaboo fucktard with a one inch dong who jerks off to this shitty show.
You: OMFG!!!111! MOTOKO FROM GHOST IN THE SHELL: STAND-ALONE COMPLEX IS SOOOOOO FUCKING HOT! HER OUTFIT IS SO KAWAIIIII! *FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!* OHHHHH MAJORRRRRR!
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Its basically able to copy any ability
Jotaro Kujo said "soo its the same stand as star platinum" to beat DIO
This is the weird fetish that some women use as foreplay. This means thats they take a kleenex box and put a hole in it for your penis, this acts as the grill and storage of the hotdogs. Then they make the umbrella of the hotdog by sticking an umbrella from a martini glass in the hole in the tip of the penis. Then the women talks in a low New York accent.
Oh man that chick New York Hot Dog Standed me last night and my dickhole is still killing me, can you check for slivers?
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A way of telling someone they are wrong, or declaring a conversation over.
Inspiration taken from "you dont have a leg to stand on"
Emphasis is to be put on the word head, and lesser emphasis is to be put on the words stand.
Proper execution: "You dont have a HEAD, to STAND on."
Person 1: So, I saw your brother out walking your dog earlier.
Person 2: we dont have a dog.
Person 1: I definitely saw your brother with a dog.
Person 2: Dude, we dont have a dog.
Person 1: Maybe he was walking someone else's dog.
Person 2: You're wrong.
Person 1: You dont have a HEAD to stand on!
Person 2: ...alright fine, maybe we got a dog this morning.
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