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Condition afflicting certain pop songs, the lyrics of which clearly show that the author penned the first verse and bridge effortlessly, and then got badly stuck on the second verse. Named for the song 'Life on Mars' by David Bowie.
"I really like that 'No-One Knows' by Queens of the Stone Age."
"Yeah, me too, but it's got LOM Syndrome like a motherfucker."
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First coined by XKCD webcomic. This pertains to when you stumble upon someone on the internet whose beliefs and allegations are so wrong, it creates an unstoppable urge to correct them.
This urge can so strong, your earthly concerns (hygiene,eating,sleeping,etc.) are tossed to the side until either the issue is resolved or you just collapse from exhaustion.
*Monday morning*
Boss: Why are you 2 hours late for work? And what that smell?
Employee: SWOTI syndrome, sir. That holocaust denier kept me on the computer the whole weekend. I'm so hungry...
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The act of liking someone/thinking they like you after having only exchanging a of couple words with each other. Extreme cases include no words been said but instead just them staring at you for around a second, enough for you to fall in love with them or for you to think they love you.
Person 1: I’m in love with that girl from maths I’d do anything for her to be my gf.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: When I was leaving class she asked me if we have any homework due tomorrow when she could of asked anyone.
Person 2: Man you’ve got extreme Keefy syndrome she don’t like you she got a bf plus why would she like you fat fucking shit get a life you cunt.
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Velma syndrome is when a person with glasses is punched hard enough that his or her glasses are removed from their face causing a lack of vision.
Symptoms of Velma Syndrome:
1. Loss of glasses
2. Hallucinations
3. Getting your ass beat in a fight
Jinkies... he punched the hell out of me! I'm having velma syndrome right now!
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"I Said That Syndrome" when a person kept repeating the same words that you just said like one second ago. very similar to echoe or parrot syndrome. it's super contagious and super annoying so beware because there is no cure for this disease.
"Dude, i almost choke the shit out of my co- worker this morning during our meeting because of her IST syndrome- she kept repeating what i just said like a dumb parrot."
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When a guy is so whipped by his girl she pretty much carries his dick with her in her purse.
D.I.P. dick in purse
"Have you talked to John Doe lately?"
"No man he's always with his girl, he's got a mad case of dip syndrome."
"Damn."
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When a support player (Typically playing Leona) in the game league of legends starts many bad fights or just goes in 1v5, either throwing the game or losing harder, usually followed by blaming teammates for not following on the bad engage.
Mid lander: Why is Leona 0/10 at 15 min?
ADC: She’s got Leona syndrome
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