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When a girl is sexually assaulted by a wannabe gym bro
Damn did you hear that girl got JC Taxed on the weekend
A song normal people sing as an exorcism to get the brainrot demons out of someone when they have no other choice.
It is said that the song makes a "brainrot overload" happen, where the brain consumes so much brainrot, it has no choice but to release every single bit of brainrot into the world, releasing the brainrot demons. However, those brainrot bits have a chance of landing into the brain of one of the people performing the exorcism, so, after the exorcism, the performers must stay at least 6 feet away from the brainrot demon victim for up to 100 days.
"We have no choice but to sing... The Fanum Tax Song."
When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.
When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"
Extra money paid purely for the vibes
“Should we go to that dinner place that everyone takes pics at?”-Jack
“We could, but we’d have to pay the vibe tax.”-Deepti
The price you pay for the privilege of being queer. Often manifests itself in the form of IBS.
“Oh sorry about my stomach gurgling, thats just the price I pay for being gay. The gay tax if you will.”
what we live in
Me and the lads live in a modern tax society.