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A place where a steadily dying breed of individuals make attempt to make themselves and their ideas known through both intellectual, and social pursuits of all kinds and will also openly express their ethical opinions regardless of what the general populous believes. In addition it is a school for the intellectuals, and idiots who don't fit in at West Linn, or Wilsonville because something about them has been deemed abnormal. It is also in some regards a place where the school board dumps students that they don't know what to do with because of of "Behavioral Issues" or some other gay shit like that.
Close Minded Superficial West Linn Girly Girl: "Liek, omg, look at those spaz druggie kids from Art Tech Highschool, liek that school must totally be liek for meth heads and freaks!"
Art Tech Student: "Haha, most of you West Linn kids are so gay and close minded that you don't know what you beezies are missin'."
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Gaben's son, overlord (not god) of the PC master race, played games at 8k resolution before the monitors existed and benchmarked a PC for a whole year
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best video ever man funny thing guy cant tech deck what a funny video
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fingering a girl with your index and middle fingers, the fingers used on a tech deck, covered in hot cheetos crums.
Person A: I gave Mary a spicy tech deck on friday.
Person B: With the hot cheetos i gave you?
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A university located in Ruston, Louisiana.
Ruston itself is an empty, po-dunk town with nothing to offer. The most promising part of Ruston is Louisiana Tech. However, La Tech (as it can be called) mistakes itself as something amazing since it is the only thing within Ruston. So, La Tech is a school full of rednecks that believe themselves to be elitists and geniuses.
Tech is also often changed into an acronym meaning
"Transsexuals Enjoying Cocks Hourly"
person 1: "Look at that douchebag, he thinks he's hot shit"
person 2: "Yea, he must go to Louisiana Tech University."
person 1: "They are definitely T.E.C.H. people."
person 2: "Yea, homos! I saw one of them getting it hard from behind yesterday behind the WAC"
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When an IT professional using an array of mediums to communicate, most commonly, conference calls or emails containing technical jargon a normal or intellectually inferior employee or client won’t understand.
Don’t be fooled by imitators, techups are delivered at the highest level of IT from only the highest level of engineers.
"Dude, he's a jabroni just tech 'em up!"
"Dude, the guys in that NOC are Busch league, just tech 'em up!"
"Dude, he doesn’t know shit- Tech his ass up"
"Dude, you should have heard them on the bridge, I started teching them up and their network guys went silent."
Tim asks:
"Mike, what should I tell this guy, we reloaded his router by accident"
Mike replies:
"Tim, just tech 'em up!"
Tim replies:
Tech 'em up!? How!?
Mike replies:
You know?! Just say a bunch of IT acronyms like BGP,OSPF,TCP IP,EIGRP spanning tree, STFU, I know more than you. You just been teched up now get the fukk out of here. Oh yeah, ISIS and pim sparse mode too.
The user will announce his compliance via spoken word or by nodding his head dismally and walk away with headache. Best thing about an old fashioned techup is the aforementioned user will never ask you a question again.
Tim:
Perfect, thanks Mike!
Mike:
NP
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