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When I get out of prison I'm going to miss you like a cancer.
I'm going to miss this joint like a cancer
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A way of upsetting 13-16 year old females (mainly) by calling their new favourite "new" band My Chemical Romance overatted, shit etc
Even though its a shitty little insult it caught on round here and really hits hard to some.
Really witty person:"so what bands do you like?"
MCR hag: " I heart My Chemical Romance"
RWP: "you what??? My Chemical BUM cancer??" (be sure to give "bum" more emphasis)
MCR hag: "shurrup, Gerard Way is well hot"
RWP: "FOOL!"
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A great cause under the Thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist Phillip Hodge also known as thuggizzle.
This cause was started when thuggizzle met a woman in Denver Colorado who was in need but had limited resources. Thuggizzle Cares Ovarian Cancer Awareness now directs women to their local health care providers.
When you see something so irredeemably cringey on the internet that you reach levels of cancer not previously thought possible.
Whenever I read a trend on Twitter, I get Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer
To celebrate the new year at a bar that has poor ventilation and can easily be confused with Snoop Dog's recording studio due to the persistent haze of smoke.
"Man, I really don't want to ring in the new year getting cancer". Do we have to go to Dee's?"
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The phrase you tell to a person when something about what they did or said tortured the very fiber of your being to such an extent that you felt like you just got cancer, but wanted to bring that fact to light in a chill, joking, almost passive-aggressive fashion.
Friend: I think I'm going to buy a scooter. I spend too much time walking and it would make me more productive.
Me: Cool bro, there's just one problem... You just gave me cancer.
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Joe how's that cotton candy flavored lung cancer?
Man this pod is so fucking good man, want a hit?
nah lung cancer ain't for me bro
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