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Where you titty fuck a chick and your ass is over the bitches face, so her neck hurts unless her nose is in your butthole
I'm about to canadian mounty your mom and she won't let her neck hurt because she'll of die of neck cancer, faggot.
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The sexual term:
The act of receiving oral sex from your partner, then orgasming on their face, This simple action is followed by placing a large football helmet on the person, backwards. And proceeding to throw them down the stairs.
Man: "dude last night my girl gave me really crappy head, so we played a little Canadian football after she finished."
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Most bad@$$, mother fucker you'll ever meet
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A sexual where one partner is laying face down on the floor, or a bed, and the other repeatedly stuffs the partners anus with electric hand warmers, until no more can fit.
Hey Roger, I was thinking we could do the Canadian microwave tonight.
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A person who disregards injury of words (ironic to the profession) and proceeds to make fun of someone else's mannerisms, costumes, or dance styles, eluding to that person's possible homosexual lifestyle. In manner of what was done to Johnny Weir after his Olympic men's figure skating routines by broadcasters in Vancouver.
Korina: "He's wearing pink and knows more about fashion sense than me. He *must be gay." Mercedez: "OMG. He just shops at someplace other than the Salvation Army. Don't be such a Canadian broadcaster."
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The state of having sexual arousal but not being erect enough to preform adequate sexual intercourse. This condition occurs occasionally when preforming sexual intercourse several times in a row as well as when you have had a bit too much to drink. Recovery is as simple as allowing the girl to preform fellatio until proper performance can be achieved
I was about to go inside her, and then realized i had a chubby canadian
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a canadian that joins the u.s. marines
"hey ya canadian jew"
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