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contrary to popular belief, not all jacksons are tall, athletic, and fuck like tigers, there is in fact 1 extra special type of jackson out there, jackson hales. now normally a jackson would be all the things I listed earlier but in fact with the addition of hales, just fucks the entire thing up completely to be honest, I mean one look at this guy and you'd be lucky to never be able to maintain full erection again.
help please god, jackson hales is assaulting me again!
that nigga that can ball hard and is a cryp.
Terell jackson is at the gym.
A homosexual man with bestiality tendencies
That guy is such a Jackson Sharp with his cow
A rich piece of shit who is a cunt
Jackson Skelton never puts 10 dollars in during blackjack because is a rich cunt.
This tells you all you need to know
If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?
The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
Fuck Jackson Math
Purposely wasting time before scoring while playing a sport. Done regularly by DeSean Jackson of the Philadelphia Eagles.
Austin to the 30, the 20, the 10, down the end zone line.........still not in........(30 seconds later) touchdown!
Wow, Miles Austin just pulled The DeSean Jackson!
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Rainbow Jackson is the most beautiful lightskin girl in the world though she doesn’t know it many adore and look up to her. She plays very hard to get and you can never tell if she actually likes you or not but if she does then you’re lucky.
Did you see Rainbow Jackson today?!