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"I'm just a certified lover boy..."
"No, you're just a whore."
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A guy that will stop at nothing to please their girl
A gental guy, A simp
“Hey have you heard Andre bought her flowers?”“Yeah he’s a certified lover boy now “
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Soulmates who were never meant to last.
A term to describe two people who love each other more then anything but are doomed to never truly be together due to tragic circumstances.
A love doomed from the start…
Romeo and Juliet are the most famous example of star-crossed lovers
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Somebody who is obsessed or loves Traffic Cone pictures depicting underage prepubescent Traffic Cones, not always in sexual situations.
I love cones, i want to have intercourse with Traffic Cones
Me : i want to fuck cones > Traffic Cone Lover
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A certified lover boy is a special type of boy. The term was construed by rapper Drake and is believed to be about his friend Kyle Ball. A certified lover boy is one who easily arouses the finest looking women. Women cream as soon as they lay eyes on a certified lover boy.
Random Babe: OMG is that Kyle Ball.... that’s one sexy certified lover boy if I’ve ever seen one😍
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A person who claims to be a fan of Folk Legend Bob Dylan, but in actuality they know and like a few songs and are quite unaware of the real genius that is Dylan. They also use this love and faux knowledge of Bob Dylan to seem cool and hip in certain settings.
How a Pretentious Dylan Lover came to like Bob Dylan can be explained in a number of ways. A boy they liked could have played a Dylan song on the guitar, or they could have seen Watchmen. What ever the reason they have normally only been aware of Dylan for a few weeks and want every one to know that they know and like Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan!
A Pretentious Dylan Lover will be excited about a new Bob Dylan album, or tour, where as everyone else knows there is nothing to be excited about. A Bob Dylan song could come on the radio and a Pretentious Dylan Lover would be unaware that the song is by Bob Dylan- that is how most Pretentious Dylan Lover are in fact found out.
She doesn't really like Bob Dylan, she is just a Pretentious Dylan Lover.
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An urban dictionary user I keep seeing everywhere.
America Lover 🇺🇸 is pretty funny and also everywhere but in a good way
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