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There are no words to describe this retarded idiot
Do you know who Jake Paul is?
SHUT THE FUDGE UP OR IM GOING TO BEAT YOU UP, EVERY DAY BRO!!
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artist, graphic designer, and actor
I know the artist Paul Oliveri.
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The biggest faggot of the internet, who also got his ass beat by KSI
Retard kid: Jake Paul is THE BEST YOUTUBER
*A Less retarded kid shoots the other kid with an MP5*
A less retard Kid : Jake Paul is a faggot.
Me : Good Timmy here's some candy.
See my Point?
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HERE YEE HERE YEE!!! The wine of wines!!! Not known by many, this big ass 4 dolla bottle (or jug) of white, red, or blush wine will have you fucked up in no time! Dude its smooth like Butthead and cheap as hell. Screw the expensive french shit and its way better than that Sutter Home crap that sells for like 6 or 7 bucks for a 750ml bottle...better than any other for that matter, and you dont even need a cork screw! The bottle is also big enough to kick someones ass with...Its good to chug when pregaming before the bar...assuming some Beavis doesnt end up puking it up all over your car on the way home... but hey you'll have that, and besides that who cares, its damn good, and who doesnt love a good ole cheap wine buzz??
Dude theres nothing cooler than stumbling around the beach with a bottle of Paul Masson in your hand.:)
1.) "Dude I wanna get buzzed before the bar, lets go get some Paul Masson from the Farm Store up the road"..
2.) "I wanna bone this dude/chic, and need something cheap, lemme go get some Paul Masson and put it in some chiche wine glasses and I'll look all cool and stuff"...
3.) "I wanna play beer pong, but im bloated, fuck! lets go get some Paul Masson!"
4.) "Wine makes me silly and horny, oh no I'm broke! fuck that we can go get some Paul Masson."
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When you climb into someone’s asshole and use them as a human meat suit.
Yuppie 1: Did you hear the recent news? Russia Paul Manafort’ed Paul Manafort!
Yuppie 2: Oh yeah, Putin climbed straight into his asshole and used him like a human meat suit.
Yuppie 1: Yeah!
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1.changed the meaning of 'myspace whore'; 2.amazingly good looking; 3.better than your bf
"Aye, whose that phit as hell kid over there?"
"Are you stupid? thats Paul Griffiths, n00b."
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