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Jack bae

Big dick

I have a jack bae = I have a big dick

by Lengscious May 11, 2017


bae pipe

A guy that you have been having sex with for awhile and you would be your first choice bang when out on the weekends. You sometimes hang out sober if you really need to get laid.

I hope James goes out tonight, I really want some bae pipe.

by UVM'sfinest March 29, 2016


Bae-Cow

1) A Bae-Cow is a very big honor to call your girlfriend. By calling her "Bae-Cow" , making cow jokes about her and saying the word/sound "moo" very loudly in any word you say you are actually showing your affection in the greatest way possible.

2) Type of Onion

Boyfriend: "I think it's time to milk my Bae-Cow."
Girlfriend: "Moooo"

by AnyasPrettyFuckingCute March 22, 2018


vacay bae

That short fling you have during a vacation

Here's a picture of my vacay bae. Isn't he so hot!?

by aisey April 12, 2017


Unc Bae

A man of an older age than a woman usually between four to 9 years older

"Unc bae at it again." "Calm down unc bae." " Girl, You know unc bae gone take care of me."

by Unc Bae August 9, 2023


News Bae

I'm sorry. I can't resist. You seem fine now so...

Hym *Deeeeeep inhale* "Hooo! You don't believe in ANY sort of moral equivalence under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE because your conceptualization of morality is entirely binary! There is only 'Doing what "God" said' and 'Immorality,' to you. You, in your own mind, have a monopoly on morality. I don't know about him but probably THAT EXACT AMOUNT of victimization. I was right on the edge with the retard sex cult and weaponized schizophrenia, so, yeah probably about that exact amount. 4 hours of electricity a day, no clean drinking water, and Israel has DIRECT CONTROL of access to food, water, and electricity and can turn it off at a whim. Which is why is doesn't fucking matter that the Jews haven't physically gone to Gaza since 2005 because they don't need to physically need to be there to have a direct effect on the quality of life from Palestinians. To what degree is their quality of life contingent upon cooperation from Israel that they are not receiving?

The per capita is irrelevant. It isn't fucking worse than 9/11. 700 people is 700 people and 3000 people is 3000 people. Claiming that it's impossible to avoid killing kids or that you're trying really hard not to seems like a pretty convenient way of giving yourself license to kill kids while maintaining the ability to claim moral superiority. 100 of them now, in Gaza. And counting. It's just like the Bud light thing. You actively lead a boycott against them. And then BLAME THEM for YOU boycotting them. What you fail to grasp is that the value of your women and kids lives are contingent the value of the lives of other people... To you. If your kids were dying of thirst. You would help them. So. If you're not going to help the Palestinians. They are probably going to kill your kids. What do you expect them to do? Sit there and wait patiently to- Oh! Right... That's exactly what you expect then to do... Well... That's not really how the world works. (And I only go beaten to the punch on this one because I was holding back for news bae)"

by Hym Iam October 12, 2023


sharty bae

when somebody is just a little bit sharty and a bae

hey baba grill you are a sharty bae
thank you baba grip

by wiwiofthewawa October 5, 2022