A man who’s very soft and often considered amongst the most gay. Typically gets no girls and is lonely. Very bad at video games though he claims to be the best, usually has a small snake.
Person1: That guy looks so lame and fruity
Person2: Oh you never met Bobby Johnson?
A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.
Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.
Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)
Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.
Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
A phrase used in place of that's what she said or for a sexual innuendo. stemming from 2011 Man in Nature Perimeter East. pronounced in a long, slow and excited manner.
this dude is a 16 year old dude, and he STILL doesn't have his learners. This dude does nothing except play fire emblem and faps all the freaking time. He is a freaking NNNEEERRRDDD!!!
He is so Bobby Langford
When she lets you tongue punch her fartbox with meth rocks on your tongue.
“I took her home from the bar. Then i gave her the Classic Bobby”
“She didnt’t know she was in for the Bobby”
A person with a greasy ass forehead and a roach infested ass. She smells like sweaty penis and unwashed ass.
Damn what is that stench? Oh it’s Bobbie.
he does every thing posibly wrong it should allways be his fault.
i just got a f on a test wait it is bobbies fault