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When a woman who has many children "tea bags" a male.
My wife was mad so she burrito plopped me this morning!
When someone is wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket.
Man 1: Dude my girl got a new blanket the other day, its so fuzzy!
Man 2: Did she turn into a Fuzzy Burrito?
Man 1: Heck yeah, she wrapped herself up super tight!
A blunt too massive for an average person to consume
Person A: "Damn dude, look at this fat ass Burrito Blunt!"
Person B: "Shit nigga"
A female of Hispanic origin with exceptional oral sex skills.
Dude...that girl Maria gave me the best head I've ever had. She's a full on burrito charmer!
The glorious coif of chest hair that bubbles out from the neckline of a man's shirt.
Sexual encounter with a big chested, heavy set, woman. Typically, the encounter is brought on by over consumption of alcohol. The female usually exhibits an aggressive sexual attitude while the male exhibits an over estimation of his sexual appetite.
I hooked up with Carol last night. It was a total burrito pile. Way more than I could handle.
Three white girls in a Snuggie. Is usualy associated with sex, and Starbucks.
" Hey bro, I just had a Coachella Burrito! White girls will do anything for coffee."