Spare Change Award

Spare Change: After going on a three day Vegas bender, you wake up in an unfamiliar Mexican motel, no wallet, no socks, and no cell phone plus a king size hangover. The only thing you have is the spare change your "escort" left for you on the night stand. Your wasted fantasy football bench points will feel like spare change, congratulations!

I benched Matt Ryan against the Saints, 30 wasted points, I am the Spare Change Award winner.

Pocket full of change

A person so good looking, they are more than a dime.

Joe was a solid 7, but somehow managed to get a straight up pocket full of change to go out with him.

Ching chang choopsy

When you beat your meat with soy sauce and you can’t get the stain out in time before your dad gets home

“Dude! I told you i can’t talk right now! I have to deal with this Ching chang choopsy!”

sudden style change

the act of chaning one's style from one stereotype or trend to another. Emo to Prep, Gangster to Emo etc etc.

That emo kid cut off all his hair and started wearign Abercrombie, what a case of sudden style change.

gay oil change

When you make a man nut and then nut in his ass

Man one: "Damn bro, my body feels stiff" Fagget: "Here bro, lemme give you a gay oil change"

changing my shoes

Taking A SHIT

Hey Jeff some guy said he Saw you watching me.... Um changing my shoes. 0-o

Ching Chang Chong

A word that defines Chinese language

Yo Sam do speak Chinese? Oh yea Ching Chang Chong ( with Chinese accent)

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