Mr. Ham

A six foot four rat who enjoys hanging out at bars and meeting new people. He likes to throw back some beers and chill with the ladies. He is quite the pimp. He is also wants to be a member of Kappa Sigma fraternity. He asked them for a shirt and they gave him a small, so he wears it with his belly button showing.

Mr. Ham sure is a stud.

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Badger Ham

An exceptionally large, meaty penis with a wild, salty flavour.

Imagine my delight to find he was concealing a badger ham in his pants!

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Black Ham

A term used when laying the smack down on someone mimicking the sound of an old batman show BLACKHAMM!

Rhianna wanted to act up so Chris gave her the BLACK HAM!!!!

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Ham-sangy

hammered; wasted; drunk out of your mind (used mostly when older or judgmental people are around)

"Dude I got so ham-sangy at that party last night."

or

"He must be totally ham-sangy, he drank 20 shots!"

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ham boobs

The sexual act of putting ham on your chest and having it eaten off by your partner.

The young man was hungry and horny, so he decided to do ham boobs.

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Ham Grenade

Any small pork-based product which does not require refrigeration and can therefore be kept on one's person for extended journeys; usually associated with mail-order holiday food baskets. i.e. summer sausages and miniature ham.

"We have a long drive ahead of us. Let's grab a ham grenade for the road."

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Harlem Ham

Nickname for a watermelon

I'm going to the store for a Harlem Ham

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