A white guy that recently just jerked off
Last night I had a dream that I was humped by a dry moose
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When someone in the tool room leans back and moves forward vigorously and the moose knuckle moves forward swinging in a pendelum motion on someone else s body
Terp stands up behind darren and leans back quickly to stretch, while moose knuckle moves forward in pendelum motion and hits the back of darrens head creating a scenario known as moose knuckleing
opposite of teabagging
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Someone who is always wearing brand name clothing such as Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister.
Corey:"Look at his brand name shirt,isn"t he cool!"
Max"He is such a Moose Boy."
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An act of coitus undertaken at high elevation and in unusually uncomfortable circumstances. Balancing is usually involved.
Although the air was cold and the oxygen low, Karen still enjoyed being Moose Perched by Rod while they waited for the ski lift to start moving again.
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1. A moose with a craving for mint candies
2. A white moose with red hooves, striped antlers, striped stomach and red chin tuft
Dude! Check out that minty moose!! We should totally give it a mint candy!
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To, in some way, smoke marijuana. Usually in the form of a joint.
1. My friends and i wanted to get high so we killed a moose.
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The ultimate phrase that can be used to make any conversation sound dirtier than it really is.
Tom: So i went out to the club last night and got some tail
Linda: Yeah right, you were probably home shootin the moose.
Jim: So Bill, i saw you leave with Cindy last night.
Bill: Yeah, we went to my place and shot the moose.
Haley: Lady Gaga is so grody!
Jason: No! Everytime I see her i shoot the moose!
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