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a way that guys refer to the females masturbation process.
Last night I caught my girlfriend double clicking her mouse.
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This is a term used to refer to people who push themselves into your house as soon as you let them put their put in the door. Metaphorically speaking. If you give someone an edge of hope or anything, they will try to take advantage of that and get more.
Sally: Ugh...so my prom date wants to take me out on a date. Like more than friends.
Brenda: Well, if you give a mouse a cookie...
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(adj.)
A term in which your dick appears to be very small.
"How was the date?"
"Heh, it was good, he's a nice guy"
"Didja suck his dick"
"Y'know... I tried but I couldn't find it; he's seriously hung like a field mouse down there."
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National Suicide Mouse day is celebrated at every October 22 of the year. This is because the famous Creepypasta, (urban legend copypasta), Suicidemouse.avi, is first mentioned on 4chan around October 22, 2009, at 6:30 P.M.
If you guys don't know what Suicidemouse.avi is, it is a lost episode creepypasta and is widely seen as the forefather of the entire lost episode genre. This story is based off of an old, unseen Mickey Mouse episode. There is also a video that is based off of the creepypasta.
Nonetheless, there is nothing special about the video, but it shows three minutes of Mickey Mouse walking throughout the film with an audio track of some person banging on piano keys for about a minute and a half, before cutting to white noise. After for about three minutes, it cut to black. Everybody said that it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin got his computer, he decided to grab his monitor, and opened up the digital copy of the film, and noticed something
The film was 9 minutes and 4 seconds long.
"Honestly, I think Suicidemouse.avi is fake." - Claws111
(BTW, Happy National Suicide Mouse Day!)
When 2 people are in bed. One is blindfolded and the others shoves a chunk of cheese up their ass. The blindfolded person then finds the cheese with their nose and sniffs it out.
That chick was so fast at playing cat and mouse
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The password for the Mickey Mouse house. They call the name and the door opens.
They don’t do exercise, they do ‘mousekercise’.
They don’t use tools, they use ‘mousekertools’.
They eat mouske-food. They breath mouseke-air
Ps: Daniel if you’re reading this, I feel so stupid rn 😔😂
Hello Everybody, Come on in. Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse!
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Colorful way of describing any situation where immaturity, over repetitiveness in a child-like manner, or childish behavior that wears on someones nerves.
also can be used for almost any other BS situation the individual has to put up with repeatedly.
Possibly made in reference to Micky Mouse and his antics.
"you idiots fighting again? i'm not putting up with this Micky Mouse bull shit"
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