An old, flat tasting Dr Pepper.
Throw away the Dusty Peppers.
A Sergeant Pepper is when participating in anal sex with a female a man gets her on all fours and as he's about to ejaculate he whips out a pepper shaker places it under her nose causing her to have a sneezing fit thus tightening her muscles repeatedly around his penis.
I Sergeant Peppered that girl last night... she sneezed me into a mindblowing orgasm!
When you pick out a fresh pepper from the farm and take it home and take a shit on it for some extra smell, you then put it in a mason jar with a dragon fly and freeze it for an 1 hour so it turns into a slush, then you will pour it into your girls urthrea and she will scream and pain because the dragon fly slush turns into a spicy violent thorn and stabs the insides of her and then she shits it out of her ear
Me and my friend romani Patel just did the Coastal Carolina burn pepper it was a experience but pretty excellent the smell in the room was bonkers!
the act of accidentally using salt on food, when the intent was to pepper the food, but since the salt n' pepper shakers were not see through, the wrong season was added
after shaking the shaker upside down vigorously and not seeing little black flakes appear on your plate, you notice that you accidentally seasoned your food with a massive amount of salt instead of the pepper.
"Ughh....the mashed potatoes were pepper-meant! Now they are ruined!"
When you fuck someone’s eye socket then pull out and cum in their good eye
Crystal popped out her glass eye and I couldn’t help but give her the Ol’ Appalachia pepper spray.
When stomach acid is in your throat and you need to eat tums
Have you ever had pepper throat before?
To give someone genital warts.
Dude, she totally peppered my eggs.
I need to take a test, I think my eggs are peppered.
I have genital warts, I you are not careful, I may accidently pepper your eggs.