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plan b

an excuse to give up your goals

I haven't focused enough on my plan a so I have plan b

by itsZene October 05, 2021


Pretend-planning

Plans are made but only exist as mere ideas. These plans never take place. This does not mean that anyone disapproved of the plans; in fact, those involved usually have fun working through the planning process. However, usually, it is silently mutually understood that the plans are significantly more likely NOT to take place than to follow through.

Individuals that were involved in the initial planning usually stop committing after the excitement surrounding it has died down & reality has set in.
This is a tale-old occurrence that many of us will experience in our lives: the process of pretend-planning

Ex: The type of plans that you & your out-of-state boo make every other weekend, except they never follow through. The reality of the long distance between you 2 makes it difficult to commit.

While on their weekend hiking trip, their pretend-planning lead them to opt for brunch and bottomless mimosas instead of hitting the trails.

by MaggiesMind April 11, 2024


Open Floor Plan

Usually in an SUV car you lower the front 2 seats back fully so they lay down and connect to the back row of seats and make a bed type shape or so called open floor plan.

Bro I heard you tried the open floor plan with that new girl you’ve been talking too.

by ilovebbc123 May 22, 2023


Ghost Plans

Plans you make with people you have no real intention of carrying out
:Plans friends make knowing they will never happen

Person 1 "Hey it's been a long time, we should get together soon and do something!
Person 2 "Yeah of course, I'll let you know when I'm free..." (He just made Ghost plans with him)

by Wykyd1 April 28, 2018


SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)

Senior Management Action Plan is a path for lateral hires to be inducted in senior positions in a company. This includes exposure to all verticals within stipulated time frame:
a) Customer Care -15 days
b) Finance -5 days
c) Human Resource -10 days
d) Sales and Marketing -20 days
e) Product Development -30 days
f) Business Strategy -30 days
g) Board Meetings -5 days
h) Programming -15 days
i) Customer Satisfaction Survey -10 days
j) Creativity -30 days
The intern is business ready within seven months.
After this the lateral hire is associated with a small team to develop, launch and market a small product all by himself or herself.

In Kalkie Integrated Solutions -the female leaders were inducted by short-term SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)-thanks to Alphabet Inc

by Vishnu Ganrau Kartik October 20, 2016


The 3d plan

When plan one isn't an option, plan two is too expensive, so you punch her in the uterus

Man we had to go with the 3d plan

by SuckMyWalugi August 23, 2017


The Dismemberment Plan

An underrated 90s post hardcore indie rock band from Washington DC formed on January 1st 1993, releasing four albums before breaking up in 2003 but then coming back in 2011 and releasing a new album in 2013.

"Yo I love The Dismemberment Plan"
"Emergency & I is such a fucking masterpiece"

by Frozen_Croissant May 30, 2022