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Golfer, Brookwoods Golf Club Tournament Winner, Trophy Holder, Boozer, Champion, The Shiznit,
Holy Crap! Did you see Chris Potter win that Golf Tournament, while drunk? He's the Shiznit!"
A nice man who works at the Sheraton!
Woah! That is a nice Justin Potter!
A crazy out going fun loving girl who loves her friends and would sacrifice her self for them
Wow she really loves her friends is her name Kayley potter
Dobby shifted closer to Hermione. She begged him to plunge his pulsing, 6 foot long dick into her cavernous meat sack. She craved the pleasure that would come with his tip brushing against her most sensitive areas. Why are you still reading?
"Ah yes, Steve reads Harry Potter Fanfiction. Steve likes men"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
Some dumb whore who dropped out of school and wound up pregnant. Not suprising though. All through the years of school (that we was in) she didnt come back after freshman year.. she was always a low class hoe. Obviously her tits arent real but she wont ever admit it. People say shes so "strong" but really she just tells people her buisness for attention. No one cares what shes been through shes still some dumb cunt who takes all the guys attention away with her fake ass self. She likes to lie about things to get attetion like her mom having cancer and dieing, everyone thinks shes a dumbass, attenchion whore.
Theres that amelia potter girl!
Yeah she a fucking whore.
Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
adj; To do a disappearing act. Going AWOL/MIA from work in particular leaving your colleagues to pick up the pieces.
Bob: "Morning Trace, nice to see you"
Tracey: "Alright Bob, 'ave a nice holiday. You looked very tanned!"
Bob: "It was lovely Trace.......where's Peter?"
Tracey: "He's got his invisibility cloak on Bob..*sarcastic smile*... He's been doing a Potter since last Wednesday. Not even called in you know?! The cheek..."