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Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')

"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."

by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022


i-pottering

wasting time dicking around with your i-phone with no philanthropic result.

Did you finish your assignment last night ?

Nah, I started i-pottering and before I knew it, it was midnight.

by Snow Bear December 18, 2009


potter marrie

A cake that acts gay/stupid and is also afraid to do something

Ayyy bru don’t be a potter marrie, go ask her out

by Sc0rpS 🇯🇵 November 7, 2021


Hanifi Potter

Hogwarts Dropout

Big Shaq ‘s worst nightmare

Expelliarmus Hanifi Potter strikes again

by Squatelli Bop December 11, 2019


harry potter cast

hot and funny as fuck actors and actresses

person 1: do you know how much i like harry potter??

person 2: no, how much?

i spend more time watching harry potter cast bts and funny interviews and youtube than i watch the actual movies

person: fuck. get some help.

by stopwastingyourtimeonthis July 26, 2021


Potter

For the streets

Hey she for the streets 🐎 Potter

by Jim Stone October 19, 2022


Potter

A mixture of tobacco and marijuana in a bong toke. for most potter smokes its more tobacco than weed. L0L

potters r Life for Cig smokers who want to smoke less darts.

by Wu Tang Davis 4G63 V Anything June 8, 2016